Children and Family Shows
Rockin’ Rhinos Christmas Cracker

If you like the idea of a real gig – played with guts and soul – where your children will bop with you -, then this is for you.

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    04 Dec

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    Grand Vault

    The Old Courts
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    Doors open

Music for the under-7’s that their grown ups will love too mixing ska, punk and rock classics with their own songs. The Christmas Cracker is their best gig of the year where a (not very) Silent Night meets their Little Donkey/Mustang Mary mash-up and a ska Shepherds watching their flocks.

When The Rockin’ Rhinos say ‘family show’ they mean it. This isn’t a gig where grown-ups quietly suffer as their kids leap about – this really is for all ages. The band deliver a real gig – full rock band, lights, the lot performed by animals (naturally) led by John Cooper Cat (featuring Liam Lion on drums). In the set there are venerable Manchester folk tunes (Ever Fallen in Love by Buzzcocks), Monkey Man, The Ramones little-known Blitzkrieg Count and a heartfelt rendition of Starman. From their own repertoire there’s The Breakfast Song, The Tidy Up Song and The Book Song. And of course a smattering of nursery rhymes too – you won’t forget the metal/punk version of Wheels on the Bus

Grand Vault accessibility information…

Grand Vault
  • Performance Time: 1:30pm

  • Age Suitability & Warning: Age Suitability: All

  • Accessibility: Find out more >

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